How do you eat a bitcoin?
With a megabyte.
A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar...
Oh, they already told you about it too?
This new digital currency is bitc*in!
Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin
Hey girl are you a Bitcoin?
Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed
I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
I never pull out.
My New Year Resolution for 2018 is...
Buying bitcoin in 2011!
Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins?
In a cold wallet
How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
Start by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.
What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A fiat
What is Bitcoin’s least favorite rapper?
2Chainz!

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