What’s the main difference between an average miner and an average plumber?

A Plummer can solve a block quickly.

Whats the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?

Bitcoin will actually reach the moon!

How many miners does it take to change a lightbulb?

One and over a million to verify he did it correctly

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Satoshi!

Satoshi who?

Haha nice try!

I paid a woman of the night with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again.

You can always find me at the block she said.

What is an Irish cryptocurrency investor most worried about?

“Forking Bitcoin!”

Why did Santa struggle to get his Christmas list sorted?

Because his list is capped at 1mb!

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing father for $10

Father: $9.82? What do you need $10.08 for?

What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A fiat
A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.

His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.

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